1 00:00:01,200 --> 00:00:04,080 [man] We've recruited an interstate detective to lead the case. 2 00:00:04,160 --> 00:00:06,200 Detective Eddie Redcliffe is my name. 3 00:00:06,280 --> 00:00:08,000 I'm from Darwin. I'm running the show. 4 00:00:08,080 --> 00:00:12,600 And I want to get this thing wrapped up in record-o time-o. 5 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:14,400 [Dulcie] Deadloch has a serial killer. 6 00:00:14,480 --> 00:00:16,520 He has been living under my nose for five years. 7 00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:17,760 I probably know him. 8 00:00:17,840 --> 00:00:21,000 -You are not my partner. -I am. It is deeply unfortunate. 9 00:01:35,200 --> 00:01:36,960 [♪ Elton John sings "Crocodile Rock"] 10 00:01:37,040 --> 00:01:40,240 ♪ I remember when rock was young ♪ 11 00:01:40,320 --> 00:01:42,880 ♪ Me and Susie had so much fun... 12 00:01:42,960 --> 00:01:45,120 [woman 1] Sorry! We went to the wrong croc tour. 13 00:03:45,160 --> 00:03:46,920 Fuck are those Land of Croc cunts doing now? 14 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:49,560 Oi! You lot! You rack off! 15 00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:52,720 The border is the big white rock! 16 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:54,280 [Amber] Bullshit it is, Spud! 17 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:56,200 Ram 'em, babe. Ram 'em! 18 00:03:56,280 --> 00:03:58,440 [passengers exclaim] 19 00:04:00,960 --> 00:04:02,880 [Amber] You look like a shaved dick! 20 00:04:02,960 --> 00:04:05,400 [Troy] No! Amber! 21 00:04:05,480 --> 00:04:06,480 What? 22 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:09,080 Holy shit! 23 00:04:09,160 --> 00:04:10,760 Which bull is it? Is it Goliath? 24 00:04:10,840 --> 00:04:13,800 Use your pole, Troy. Flip him! Fuckin' flip him! 25 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:16,240 Come on, give a big one! 26 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:17,960 It's not Goliath, thank fuck! 27 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:19,280 Wait, Troy... 28 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:22,440 What the fuck's that in its mouth? 29 00:04:22,520 --> 00:04:25,800 [passenger screams] 30 00:04:27,040 --> 00:04:31,240 [theme music plays] 31 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:50,000 -[whistle blows] -[cheering] 32 00:04:50,080 --> 00:04:55,320 ♪ Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree ♪ 33 00:04:55,400 --> 00:04:59,000 ♪ Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee ♪ 34 00:04:59,080 --> 00:05:00,280 ♪ To the left, to the... 35 00:05:00,360 --> 00:05:02,040 [screams] Here comes a big one! 36 00:05:03,640 --> 00:05:05,160 Um, I think I might-- 37 00:05:05,240 --> 00:05:08,080 [Eddie] Collins! Collins! 38 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:10,560 [Dulcie] No, Eddie, don't get in-- 39 00:05:10,640 --> 00:05:12,600 -Collins! -I was gonna get out, Eddie! 40 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:14,200 Hey, that new, uh... 41 00:05:14,280 --> 00:05:17,080 that new superintendent down at Police HQ, what's his name? 42 00:05:17,160 --> 00:05:19,560 -Col Culkin. -Macaulay Culkin, yeah, yeah. 43 00:05:19,640 --> 00:05:22,040 He just called, he said we could talk about Bushy today! 44 00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:24,840 Come on! I'll break the surface tension. Follow the slipstream. 45 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:30,440 Alright, here's the plan, OK? We go into HQ, and we go, 46 00:05:30,520 --> 00:05:34,200 "Oi, listen up, cunts, Bushy's death was sus as fuck, OK? 47 00:05:34,280 --> 00:05:36,520 We reckon he was definitely investigating something, 48 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:37,840 and that's what got him killed." 49 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:40,880 And then we go, "You lot have obviously been too busy 50 00:05:40,960 --> 00:05:43,520 sitting around, licking your own fuckin' dickholes 51 00:05:43,600 --> 00:05:44,840 to see what's been happening here, 52 00:05:44,920 --> 00:05:47,520 so you need to tootle-fuck and let us run the case. 53 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:49,080 Capisce? Or comprende?" 54 00:05:49,160 --> 00:05:50,160 -Uh-huh. -Mmm. 55 00:05:50,240 --> 00:05:52,680 Let's give those lazy cunts a razz! 56 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:53,680 -Hey! -Ow! 57 00:05:53,760 --> 00:05:56,200 -Fuck's sake, Collins, that's... liquid gold! -That was not... 58 00:05:56,280 --> 00:05:58,200 I didn't think that you were doing what you ended up doing! 59 00:05:58,280 --> 00:06:00,520 -I didn't know you were gonna dance! -[Eddie speaks indistinctly] 60 00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:02,320 [Dulcie] Can you tell me if my ponytail is straight? 61 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:04,960 -[Eddie] Straight as it can get for a lesbian. -[Dulcie] Oh, don't do that. 62 00:06:05,040 --> 00:06:09,080 Look, there's no easy way to say this, but Detective Bushman committed suicide. 63 00:06:10,080 --> 00:06:11,920 The bullet they found in his skull matched ballistics, 64 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:15,480 which confirmed that it was discharged from his own service weapon. 65 00:06:15,560 --> 00:06:17,840 I am... I'm terribly sorry. 66 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:21,360 Nah. Nah. 67 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:24,680 Someone got the... wrong end of the dick with that one. [laughs] 68 00:06:24,760 --> 00:06:27,480 Ah, well, the brief from Bushy's psychologist 69 00:06:27,560 --> 00:06:31,040 also said that he was struggling with depression, 70 00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:36,160 uh, hypertension, complex PTSD, suicidal ideation. 71 00:06:36,240 --> 00:06:38,720 Yeah, but that's just cop stuff. 72 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:41,680 Everyone talks about blowing their brains out after a few beers. 73 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:44,280 That's just a regular Friday night, isn't it?